At the tip-top of my to-don’t list is receiving a termination notice on the same day as my anniversary, and hearing the office manager humming, “Don’t you want me” in the background while I remove my personal items.
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Welcome to the world of “My To Don’t List” where you’ll find the ramblings of the items at the top of that list which no one ever wants to have.
For example today’s list:
1. Making time to wash away poison ivy with rubbing alcohol.
2. Seeing my ex at WalMart while buying toilet paper at midnight.
3. Getting diarrhea after eating jalapenos.
4. Getting caught embezzling money from a company. … nothing to see here, keep moving, just click next.
5. Going to a Polka-Dance Keg party while eating left-over nachos.
By the way, these are all jokes. If you do not find these funny, you are at the top of my to don’t list of people to have as friends.
My "To Don't" List 